Saturday 30 May 2015

One man pubcrawl #3

First piss after two-and-a-half pints, about par for the course for me... pub is now filling up nicely and I'm beginning to think that I'll have to go into mobile mode soon as I doubt I'll keep this comfy sofa and table on my own. The law of the pub jungle I'm afraid - the packs take the seating, the loners are forced to stand and keep moving.

Pity I can't place a crest, like in Reign of Kings, that would stop people siting there when I'm at the bar!

Pundits now talking on the TV, I want to slap Alan Shearer's bald head!