Monday 30 October 2017

Today is a GOOD day to want to live on this planet :)

Apparently the BBC's new Blue Planet II series got more viewers - half-a-million more - than Strictly Come Dancing...

An beautifully filmed, well-researched documentary, narrated by our National Treasure - Sir David Attenborough beat a piece of brainless reality-TV rubbish... my faith in humankind has risen a few points.

Saturday 21 October 2017

Drag me to Hell

Just watched Drag me to Hell... have to say I'm fucking glad Alison Lohman's character got it in the end, she killed a little kitty, in my book that's an eternity of torment in hell.

Saturday 14 October 2017

Subnautica - Reaper Leviathan... comfortably viewed in it's natural habitat :)

I really wanted to view one up close but got fed-up with getting owned, so I spent a great deal of time building a base near where one spawned... this Youtube vid is the end result:


Friday 13 October 2017

Ryan Gosling

Why does Ryan Gosling go around with an almost perpetual wry smile that says "I know a world shattering secret... and I'm not going to tell you what it is"?


Wednesday 11 October 2017

European League of Nations

A  new international competition for England to never win!

Details here

Star Wars - The Last Jedi Scramble

Wow, lots of people pre-ordering tickets for the latest Star Wars film?? Don't get me wrong I love the franchise and I will be going to see it, but not when it comes out. I can't stand sharing a packed out cinema full of idiots making small-talk or on their phones (a least one person forgets to put their's on silent), constant sounds of rustling as they tuck into their overpriced Popcorn/Doritos or bags of M&M's... and I invariably get the 8ft twat with a bouffant sat in front of me so I have to suffer a silhouetted 'hump' jutting up from the bottom of the screen for the entirety of the film.

No, better to go in the New Year when the number of interested parties has thinned out some, then we (me and my brother) get a nice nearly-empty theatre of like-minded individuals who want to enjoy a good Star Wars flick with no twat-ish behaviour.

One Call Insurance - Retards

All it took was one call, an agonising three-quarters of an hour long call during which I was passed between six separate operators possibly spanning three different departments...  and all I wanted to do was cancel and existing insurance policy. In the end, I was advised to use their live chat on the website to coordinate with and upload some paperwork! Yes, you heard it, I had to get what I need to get done not by speaking to humans, I had to use computers instead, WTF!!

Anything that goes 'off-script' with these organisations and they just lose their shit, I swear I was merely being passed off to a colleague each time because what I was requesting was just too hard for them to deal with.

I most certainly won't be using them for any insurance, not because they are prohibitively expensive or anything like that but because having to do anything else seems to be an utter nightmare-fest to get done!

World Cup 2018

The 'script' for next year's World Cup continues unabated

England qualified comfortably, as usual... then, at the tournament they will then be frustratingly bland, scrape through the second round, then go out, either to inferior opposition (who are fired-up and know how to get in our lads' heads) or on penalties to superior opposition. The usual England 'bogey teams' are there - Argentina (more on them in a bit), Portugal, Germany and, more recently, Iceland... all these teams stand in the way of England spectacularly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. I'll be in a pub somewhere watching their games because me and millions of other England fans are gluttons for punishment.

Argentina managed to scrape through qualification with a 3-1 victory over Ecuador, prior to the game the odds were stacked against them - small point margins between 2nd and 5th in their group, Messi not firing, poor performances overall in past games, poor record against Ecuador, playing high altitude etc etc, yet somehow they pulled out the stops and got the victory they need and not only that, a Messi hat-trick too.

Now what will happen is, at the tournament, they will play the most sublime football ever, and reach the semis or the final... this being the polar opposite of England's fortunes... very, very frustrating.

Of course we can't discount the possibility of us being disqualified because of Russian machinations in the guise of inciting football hooliganism... and with FIFA being to weak to accept the truth, we'll get disqualified and Russia will get a collective hug.

Every four years we go through this stress, I sometimes wish we never qualify because I've thoroughly enjoyed watching these tournaments as a neutral.

Get outta my face Google!

FUCK OFF!


Stanislav Petrov - A Tribute

He is the man who single-handedly saved us from the brink of nuclear annihalation back in the Eighties... so as a tribute to him (and his family) I thought I'd immortalise him as an oil painting...

Produced using the oil paint feature in Photoshop CC...

Tuesday 10 October 2017

SNES Mini

So bloody fed-up of these opportunist 'tards reselling SNES Minis at twice the recommended retail price... and all because Nintendo can't pull their finger out and mass manufacture enough of them to go round...