Pokemon GO Cheaters... you have been warned

"Niantic’s warning to cheaters and hackers remains clear: Don’t do the thing, unless you want your Pokémon to suffer the consequences."

I'm all for it if it stops lazy-ass 'tards from cheating, forces them to get off their fat greasy arses get outside and play the game properly because I've walked every inch of the 1300-odd kilometres I've done in-game and busted my hump to get a pretty average battle roster so far (1400cp Lapras out of a 10k egg yesterday, I mean WTF!)... fucking annoys me that I have to battle 3000cp Dragonites in gyms that weren't earned fair and square.

Pokemon GO T-Shirt

I made myself this t-shirt recently to celebrate walking a 1000km in-game... I took a screenshot of the gold medal award graphic from the game, uploaded it to my Mac then re-traced it in Illustrator, saved it as a PDF then uploaded it to my favourite online t-shirt service - spreadshirt... they did a cracking job of re-producing it :)

Pidgey's in their natural habitat :)

I went out Pokemon hunting today, plenty of Pidgey's about...

Sod the seed, feed me CANDIES!

The Pokemon GO FADs have left...

A week ago the all new Pokemon GO update was release which included the Gen 2 Pokemon.
So it was no surprise to see the game busy again, practically every Pokestop I saw had been baited and the app continuously crashed because of server outtages. This is because all the FAD dickheads with short attention spans who gave up in the game a few weeks after it came out last summer, thought 'wow, new Pokemon to catch' then collectively flooded onto the servers to go get them.

Now, one week later... and the Pokestop landscape tells another story - hardly any with bait modules running, back to normal then.

That's because the FADs all got bored and went back to scoping/wall hacking in COD, because those don't require any exercise... tossers.

Bloody Rattatas!

Out Pokemon hunting today I couldn't help but notice that a bunch of Rattatas were following me...

Go away!

Pokemon Hunting

Just completed a large trek out around Town and caught loads, had to maneuvor my way around a massive Police presence due to the Tories holding a conference there but man knows no bounds when catching Pokemon are concerned.

I'm now heading home, getting some supplies from Waitrose en route, then I shall spend the rest of the afternoon XBox gaming and after that watching LOTR The Two Towers on Bluray*.

Geekdom has nothing on me :)

Edit: Oh and a big fuck you to London Midland for flooding the arrivals board at Moor Street with trains I didn't want, potentially forcing me to have to wait almost an hour for one I DID want... I got a Chiltern train instead.

*Edit 2: I changed my mind and decided to watch Harry Potter: The Deathly Hallows Part 2 on Bluray instead...

Pokemons in my Pub!

Caught these two little buggers whilst out one night last week...

Tried to steal my pint!

...and an Eevee, serving behind the bar!

Naturally I caught them both, loads kept popping up because someone baited a nearby Pokestop... hmm I wonder who that was?!

It's official, car parks are INFESTED with Pokemons!

Yep, during my Pokemon-catching travels I can confirm that for some bizarre reason, whenever you walk through a car park, you are SURROUNDED by wild Pokemons!

When I got out of my car last Friday evening to do some shopping at my local Tesco I had four around me, including this guy:

A Drowzee... and like other Pokemon, seems
to have a passion for car parks!

Also happened to me this morning as I walked through my local Park's car park, it's like they have a fetish for all those cars and white lines!

Pokemon Go

Been playing it since it came out here in the UK... absolutely loving it!

I spent 2 hours early Saturday morning Pokemon hunting and I mean, we're talking 12km walking. I got a fair few Pokemons plus a few 'undiscovered' so I thought it was a good day... i.e. I got plenty of exercise!

Went to a party later on in the evening, didn't really play it then however whilst mingling at this party I overheard a couple talking about 'catching Squirtle', I couldn't help myself and mentioned to them, in passing, that I'm a fan of the game... I got such a disgusting look from both of them that I thought I'd best move along and head back to the bar!

Shit man, if gaming has gotten to that stage of social interaction I wonder what the hell the future has for humantity.

Edit: Actually, from what I remember of that evening (and I HAD been drinking all day) possibly my statement to that couple that the general vicinity around us had 'fuck all decent Pokemons' probably earned that disgusted look. Yes I had checked earlier whilst waiting to be served at the bar.