I mean, when evolution dealt out it's cosmic cards it clearly gave the Daschund a Joker Card! I'm not knocking them, I love them, they are long and funny looking and I'm sure their owners give them loads of pleasure but I simply can't walk past someone taking one for a walk without suppressing a need to burst out laughing.
I mean, why? What are they all about? Why are they so long and stretched? I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation evolution-wise but I think otherwise - I think there's something purely unscientific, comical and purely daft that explains why they are so long and sausage-shaped.
To all Sausage Dog owners, I salute you ;P
