I love you Shailene Woodley

You are a beautiful, super talented, diverse (or dare I say, 'divergent' :p ), well grounded actress.

I'd give my right bollock to go out on a date with you... but let's face it, that's not going to happen. Minus one nut or otherwise... ah well, one can only dream and enjoy your films, a rare treat for us lowly 9to5er peons.

Keep up the good work and, in advance, I say "fair play" to the lucky git that captures your heart...