Monday, 16 February 2015

Brain Blasterz

I have just eaten one of these sweets…

Warning… may contain dark matter?!

…and it felt like my taste-buds were stripped from my mouth, raked over broken glass, stamped on, killed with fire then reinserted with a blunt, rusty implement. This one was Blueberry flavour apparently but that's in name only to be honest, the flavour didn't matter, it could be dog shit flavour for all I care, it's senseless raping of one of my senses is all that mattered!

and it was such a small sweet too, barely the size of my thumbnail.