I made this one with pastel colours to try and cheer myself up.
Wednesday, 29 June 2016
Abstract Art #17
Latest in the series... called "Tiling for n00bs":
I made this one with pastel colours to try and cheer myself up.
I made this one with pastel colours to try and cheer myself up.
England's New Manager
This is what our much vaunted FA (lol) will do...
They will extract their collective heads from the sand just long enough to choose a second-rate shit-tier English manager.
Then bury them again.
Tuesday, 28 June 2016
Pathetic Bunch of Losers!
England 1 - 2 Iceland - that is a result that will go down in the annals of sporting history so that generations from now will look back at it, shudder and not want to think what it must have been like to witness that match and live through the aftermath (if you're English that is)...
I have never felt so embarrassed to be English right now... and I AM living through it...
we have been humiliated financially, politically and now, sportingly.
Firstly, before I continue with this rant, I want to congratulate Iceland for a well deserved victory, we must not take anything away from such an awe inspiring achievement.
Now back to that bunch of pathetic sad sacks we call professional footballers... I love football, I'm English and it is in my blood, I played it when I was younger and have supported ever since I could walk. So it's really no surprise that I am well and thoroughly pissed off with what happened last night. I mean, what the hell happened? Did they all have visions of the beach where they'll be spending their Summer holidays? It really seems to me that they simply didn't want to play that game despite the fact that they had the famous Three Lions on their shirts.
This is the problem that we have - it's not the manager, it's the players... and they are a victim of an ever increasingly greedy Premier League. They get paid more and more each season, they are mollycoddled in that everything is done for them off the pitch and, more often than not, they get benched by better foreign talent, yet they still get paid £50,000+ a week! I defy anyone to not get a sense of CBA's when that much money is coming in, it simply doesn't give you the drive to achieve... if I won the lottery I doubt I'd be motivated enough to keep doing my job and I feel this is the same for our players.
Okay you would argue that the Italian players are paid just as much but herein lies the other problem - we are seriously lacking a sense of national pride anymore. We're always complaining: "Shit weather...", "Crap public transport...", "Stupid politicians..." etc. it's in our national DNA to deride our country and I think that, coupled with a stupidly high salary, makes our players think that national team duty is more of a chore than an honour. The Icelandic team played as a team with their heart on their sleeves, so did the Italian team when they beat Spain in the earlier match. Our lot played like 11 individuals who just happened to be on the same pitch wearing the same strip which made them think "Oh, maybe I should be passing the ball to these people?"
Hodgson has gone so the FA are now looking for a new manager, they need to find one that's tactically astute and can kick these players in the arses and get them motivated. Club before Country? Fuck that...
I have never felt so embarrassed to be English right now... and I AM living through it...
we have been humiliated financially, politically and now, sportingly.
Firstly, before I continue with this rant, I want to congratulate Iceland for a well deserved victory, we must not take anything away from such an awe inspiring achievement.
Now back to that bunch of pathetic sad sacks we call professional footballers... I love football, I'm English and it is in my blood, I played it when I was younger and have supported ever since I could walk. So it's really no surprise that I am well and thoroughly pissed off with what happened last night. I mean, what the hell happened? Did they all have visions of the beach where they'll be spending their Summer holidays? It really seems to me that they simply didn't want to play that game despite the fact that they had the famous Three Lions on their shirts.
This is the problem that we have - it's not the manager, it's the players... and they are a victim of an ever increasingly greedy Premier League. They get paid more and more each season, they are mollycoddled in that everything is done for them off the pitch and, more often than not, they get benched by better foreign talent, yet they still get paid £50,000+ a week! I defy anyone to not get a sense of CBA's when that much money is coming in, it simply doesn't give you the drive to achieve... if I won the lottery I doubt I'd be motivated enough to keep doing my job and I feel this is the same for our players.
Okay you would argue that the Italian players are paid just as much but herein lies the other problem - we are seriously lacking a sense of national pride anymore. We're always complaining: "Shit weather...", "Crap public transport...", "Stupid politicians..." etc. it's in our national DNA to deride our country and I think that, coupled with a stupidly high salary, makes our players think that national team duty is more of a chore than an honour. The Icelandic team played as a team with their heart on their sleeves, so did the Italian team when they beat Spain in the earlier match. Our lot played like 11 individuals who just happened to be on the same pitch wearing the same strip which made them think "Oh, maybe I should be passing the ball to these people?"
Hodgson has gone so the FA are now looking for a new manager, they need to find one that's tactically astute and can kick these players in the arses and get them motivated. Club before Country? Fuck that...
Sunday, 26 June 2016
Brexit
Well, Europe's reeling from our decision, tons of mud being slung about, full of accusations and threats... boy I'd hate to be the person doing this right now:
I am so hungover... the beer drinking has to continue, whether we're in the EU or not.
OS9? Why yes I do believe the EU probably uses it.
I am so hungover... the beer drinking has to continue, whether we're in the EU or not.
Saturday, 25 June 2016
Thursday, 23 June 2016
A Parenting Classic!
I was in Tesco the other day doing my weekly shop and I overheard a mother saying to her child:
"I'm not buying toilet paper just because it has a picture of a dog on it!"
Absolute classic, I salute her!
"I'm not buying toilet paper just because it has a picture of a dog on it!"
Absolute classic, I salute her!
Wednesday, 22 June 2016
Glastonbury Festival
Ahh the annual human petri dish that is the Glastonbury Festival takes place this weekend... thousands of people will get together in an alcohol, drugs and disease-ridden mud bath to be entertained by Worthy Farm's best efforts at getting the latest and greatest onto their stages.
I won't be going... in fact I'd rather take a cheese grater to my nut sack than go to that shit hole.
I'm convinced that Glastonbury contributes greatly to the spread of the new common cold strains (and other viruses) across the country. Imagine it - thousands of sweaty heaving masses all in very close proximity, their disease resistance lowered by alcohol and/or drug abuse and a poor food diet making them susceptible to all kinds of bugs. These, of course incubate, mutate into new strains and, 48 hours later, when the Festival is over all these people are spread across the four corners of the UK (and beyond) where they are ripe to pass on what they've caught... and voila! A whole new round of colds/flu for the Autumn/Winter season, all over the country.
I realise that Glastonbury is an important cultural event for many people, even if it only means getting shit faced, never leaving your tent and never seeing any live acts it is an important event for people to look forward to and I accept that but it's definitely NOT my cup of tea. Unless I rocked up there in full NBC gear... shit, it makes me shudder just looking at those people wading through the mud even from the comfort of my own home!
Of course I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't mention that I went to Rewind last year which is sort of a 'mini' Glastonbury but I have to point out that Rewind, to me, is way posher and has fewer people. So there.
I won't be going... in fact I'd rather take a cheese grater to my nut sack than go to that shit hole.
I'm convinced that Glastonbury contributes greatly to the spread of the new common cold strains (and other viruses) across the country. Imagine it - thousands of sweaty heaving masses all in very close proximity, their disease resistance lowered by alcohol and/or drug abuse and a poor food diet making them susceptible to all kinds of bugs. These, of course incubate, mutate into new strains and, 48 hours later, when the Festival is over all these people are spread across the four corners of the UK (and beyond) where they are ripe to pass on what they've caught... and voila! A whole new round of colds/flu for the Autumn/Winter season, all over the country.
I realise that Glastonbury is an important cultural event for many people, even if it only means getting shit faced, never leaving your tent and never seeing any live acts it is an important event for people to look forward to and I accept that but it's definitely NOT my cup of tea. Unless I rocked up there in full NBC gear... shit, it makes me shudder just looking at those people wading through the mud even from the comfort of my own home!
Of course I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't mention that I went to Rewind last year which is sort of a 'mini' Glastonbury but I have to point out that Rewind, to me, is way posher and has fewer people. So there.
Sunday, 19 June 2016
Saturday, 18 June 2016
Friday, 17 June 2016
Fallout Shelter
Here's my guide for building and running a shelter full of happy dwellers :)
1. Start your vault, build all the necessary starter rooms the tutorial will get you to do (Power, Water, Cafeteria, Bunk Room, Store Room etc.) and assign your dwellers to them, don't worry too much about who goes where for now.
2. Now, over a period of a couple of days do this: open Fallout Shelter, collect the resources then quit out, never stay in the game long enough for Raiders to turn up. Remember that you actually have to force quite game, in IOS double-tap the home button then swipe the Fallout Shelter upwards to properly close it down... 'Droid users - refer to your documentation on how to do this.
3. When you've got enough Bottlecaps collected, slowly, bit-by-bit, add resource rooms based on resource demand, try to keep an even balance but ALWAYS make sure you have enough power, otherwise rooms will start to shut down.
4. When you have reached the required population numbers, build an infirmary and assign a dweller to start making Stimpaks. When you have collected 15 Stimpaks AND have a nice collection of Bottlecaps in the bank give a dweller 2-3 Stimpaks and send him/her out into the wilderness, leave them for about 2-3 hours but keep checking periodically to see if him/her is still alive... have them return when they've collected 4-5 items of loot (having sufficient Bottlecaps is to pay to get them revived if they die). Remember to keep quitting the game to prevent Raider attacks. Rinse and repeat this over a few days and you should have a nice collection of weapons and outfits. Also build a Chem Lab once you've unlocked it and add RadAways to your dweller's wasteland loadout.
5. Start equipping your dwellers with guns and outfits, this is important, NEVER leave your dwellers unequipped, they simply cannot handle Radroach and Mole Rat infestations with their fists!
6. Assign female dwellers to all your living quarters and start sending processions of male dwellers to them, you'll be increasing your population in no time. Also, when you have them spare, assign two dwellers to the vault entrance, make sure they are equipped with decent guns.
7. I'm going to repeat this here again, make sure that you're quitting the game as soon as you're done your collecting/dweller room assignments/checking dwellers in the wasteland etc, don't forget to check your inventory and junk/sell outfits and weapons as you see fit, keep any junk collected for now. Raider attacks can seriously hamper your progress, this is why I'm banging on about making sure the game is closed down properly. Don't worry, resources will still be generated and will be waiting ready for collection next time you load the game.
8. At this stage you should have two well equipped dwellers guarding the door and every dweller on that floor equipped with pistols. If Raiders attack whilst you've got the game open, the two dwellers guarding the door will 'thin' them out before they head to the next room and any dwellers from there on will finish them off. Raiders rarely (in my experience) head downwards, they always seem to concentrate on attacking the top floor rooms. This doesn't mean you should leave your dwellers on lower level unequipped, ultimately you need to have ALL your dwellers appropriately equipped, just prioritise from the top down. As you gain more powerful weapons, assign them that way. In my vault every dweller has a weapon that has 5 or more hit points.
9. Once you've unlocked the weapons room, build it and assign a dweller, now you can use all that junk you collected, start making shotguns and assign them appropriately (top floor downwards). With every dweller packing heat, Radroaches and Mole Rats won't stand a chance.
10. As your population increases, more room types are unlocked, including training rooms. Build one of each of these - Weight Room for Strength (Power Room), Athletics Room for Agility (Cafeteria) and Armoury for Perception (Water Processing). Start rotating your dwellers through each of them based on what room that dweller came from (i.e. send a dweller from a Power Room to the Weight Room). As they level up their appropriate SPECIAL stat send them back to the room they came from, eventually you'll have rooms full of the right qualified dwellers and the resources will come flowing in in large quantities.
11. When you're happy that your resource rooms are full of properly qualified dwellers and you have the spare capacity, start to rotate your dwellers through the other training rooms, this is important because you may need to substitute dwellers and you'll want the sub to be nearly as good as the one that's being subbed. By now you should be confident enough to leave the game open longer and shouldn't be worried about raids (assuming your sentries are there, well equipped etc.)
12. Ultimately, at this stage, your vault should be self sustaining and you shouldn't be getting any resource shortages. It's all about balance and matching dwellers with the right SPECIAL stats to the right rooms. Have fun, try different things... but keep your dwellers in the right rooms and make sure you have an even balance of resource production
Things to note:
It's best to have large rooms on your ground floor, that way, Raiders/Deathclaws will be mobbed by gangs of Dwellers and subsequently killed more quickly.
Raiders level with your vault population, so at higher numbers they will attack with bigger, better weapons. Make sure your first floor dwellers are equipped appropriately, they are of a high level and that their Strength SPECIAL stat is as high as possible.
At 60+ dwellers Deathclaws start attacking so you'll really need to make sure your dwellers have high level weapons. Get your weapons room upgraded so you can manufacture rare weapons, you'll need to save up for it though as it costs 8000 Bottlecaps! Keep sending dwellers out to find rare weapon recipes.
Don't bother wasting Bottlecaps on upgrading your vault door in the early stages of building your vault. The Raiders will still get in even when the door is upgraded to it's maximum level, they just take a little longer to get in. If you've got well equipped guards and dwellers on the first floor the raiders will be easily dealt with.
I tend to use my two sentries for wasteland sorties, I send one out at a time, that way, if there is a Raider attack there's still one left to deal with them. It's also easer to 'drag' them out past the door, rather than having to scroll around the vault whilst potentially accidentally 'dragging' dwellers out of rooms.
Training dwellers is a great way to earn Bottlecaps as they are generated every time the dweller increases their SPECIAL stat.
The longer you leave a dweller out in the wasteland, the greater chance he/she will discover rare recipes, so make sure they're stocked up well on Stimpacks and RadAways.
A Dweller with maximum SPECIAL stats survives longer in the wasteland and has a better chance of finding rare and legendary loot. I've got one Dweller called Harold, he is level 50, has 7-8 on almost all his stats. I give hime 15 Stimpaks and Radaways and can confidently leave him out in the wasteland for 24+ hours, during that time he will find rare stuff AND still have 8 or 9 Stimpaks left!
Raider attacks can be useful as Raiders will drop loot when they are killed, occasionally that loot will be weapon or outfit recipes. Even if loot isn't dropped a dead Raider will generate Bottlecaps.
Hopefully you'll find this useful, it's not the 'ultimate' guide and, to be honest, my method does require a shit ton of patience! But, hang in there and you'll have a happy, well populated vault :)
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| I prefer having one elevator, dwellers can get around more quickly |
1. Start your vault, build all the necessary starter rooms the tutorial will get you to do (Power, Water, Cafeteria, Bunk Room, Store Room etc.) and assign your dwellers to them, don't worry too much about who goes where for now.
2. Now, over a period of a couple of days do this: open Fallout Shelter, collect the resources then quit out, never stay in the game long enough for Raiders to turn up. Remember that you actually have to force quite game, in IOS double-tap the home button then swipe the Fallout Shelter upwards to properly close it down... 'Droid users - refer to your documentation on how to do this.
3. When you've got enough Bottlecaps collected, slowly, bit-by-bit, add resource rooms based on resource demand, try to keep an even balance but ALWAYS make sure you have enough power, otherwise rooms will start to shut down.
4. When you have reached the required population numbers, build an infirmary and assign a dweller to start making Stimpaks. When you have collected 15 Stimpaks AND have a nice collection of Bottlecaps in the bank give a dweller 2-3 Stimpaks and send him/her out into the wilderness, leave them for about 2-3 hours but keep checking periodically to see if him/her is still alive... have them return when they've collected 4-5 items of loot (having sufficient Bottlecaps is to pay to get them revived if they die). Remember to keep quitting the game to prevent Raider attacks. Rinse and repeat this over a few days and you should have a nice collection of weapons and outfits. Also build a Chem Lab once you've unlocked it and add RadAways to your dweller's wasteland loadout.
5. Start equipping your dwellers with guns and outfits, this is important, NEVER leave your dwellers unequipped, they simply cannot handle Radroach and Mole Rat infestations with their fists!
6. Assign female dwellers to all your living quarters and start sending processions of male dwellers to them, you'll be increasing your population in no time. Also, when you have them spare, assign two dwellers to the vault entrance, make sure they are equipped with decent guns.
7. I'm going to repeat this here again, make sure that you're quitting the game as soon as you're done your collecting/dweller room assignments/checking dwellers in the wasteland etc, don't forget to check your inventory and junk/sell outfits and weapons as you see fit, keep any junk collected for now. Raider attacks can seriously hamper your progress, this is why I'm banging on about making sure the game is closed down properly. Don't worry, resources will still be generated and will be waiting ready for collection next time you load the game.
8. At this stage you should have two well equipped dwellers guarding the door and every dweller on that floor equipped with pistols. If Raiders attack whilst you've got the game open, the two dwellers guarding the door will 'thin' them out before they head to the next room and any dwellers from there on will finish them off. Raiders rarely (in my experience) head downwards, they always seem to concentrate on attacking the top floor rooms. This doesn't mean you should leave your dwellers on lower level unequipped, ultimately you need to have ALL your dwellers appropriately equipped, just prioritise from the top down. As you gain more powerful weapons, assign them that way. In my vault every dweller has a weapon that has 5 or more hit points.
9. Once you've unlocked the weapons room, build it and assign a dweller, now you can use all that junk you collected, start making shotguns and assign them appropriately (top floor downwards). With every dweller packing heat, Radroaches and Mole Rats won't stand a chance.
10. As your population increases, more room types are unlocked, including training rooms. Build one of each of these - Weight Room for Strength (Power Room), Athletics Room for Agility (Cafeteria) and Armoury for Perception (Water Processing). Start rotating your dwellers through each of them based on what room that dweller came from (i.e. send a dweller from a Power Room to the Weight Room). As they level up their appropriate SPECIAL stat send them back to the room they came from, eventually you'll have rooms full of the right qualified dwellers and the resources will come flowing in in large quantities.
11. When you're happy that your resource rooms are full of properly qualified dwellers and you have the spare capacity, start to rotate your dwellers through the other training rooms, this is important because you may need to substitute dwellers and you'll want the sub to be nearly as good as the one that's being subbed. By now you should be confident enough to leave the game open longer and shouldn't be worried about raids (assuming your sentries are there, well equipped etc.)
12. Ultimately, at this stage, your vault should be self sustaining and you shouldn't be getting any resource shortages. It's all about balance and matching dwellers with the right SPECIAL stats to the right rooms. Have fun, try different things... but keep your dwellers in the right rooms and make sure you have an even balance of resource production
Things to note:
It's best to have large rooms on your ground floor, that way, Raiders/Deathclaws will be mobbed by gangs of Dwellers and subsequently killed more quickly.
Raiders level with your vault population, so at higher numbers they will attack with bigger, better weapons. Make sure your first floor dwellers are equipped appropriately, they are of a high level and that their Strength SPECIAL stat is as high as possible.
At 60+ dwellers Deathclaws start attacking so you'll really need to make sure your dwellers have high level weapons. Get your weapons room upgraded so you can manufacture rare weapons, you'll need to save up for it though as it costs 8000 Bottlecaps! Keep sending dwellers out to find rare weapon recipes.
Don't bother wasting Bottlecaps on upgrading your vault door in the early stages of building your vault. The Raiders will still get in even when the door is upgraded to it's maximum level, they just take a little longer to get in. If you've got well equipped guards and dwellers on the first floor the raiders will be easily dealt with.
I tend to use my two sentries for wasteland sorties, I send one out at a time, that way, if there is a Raider attack there's still one left to deal with them. It's also easer to 'drag' them out past the door, rather than having to scroll around the vault whilst potentially accidentally 'dragging' dwellers out of rooms.
Training dwellers is a great way to earn Bottlecaps as they are generated every time the dweller increases their SPECIAL stat.
The longer you leave a dweller out in the wasteland, the greater chance he/she will discover rare recipes, so make sure they're stocked up well on Stimpacks and RadAways.
A Dweller with maximum SPECIAL stats survives longer in the wasteland and has a better chance of finding rare and legendary loot. I've got one Dweller called Harold, he is level 50, has 7-8 on almost all his stats. I give hime 15 Stimpaks and Radaways and can confidently leave him out in the wasteland for 24+ hours, during that time he will find rare stuff AND still have 8 or 9 Stimpaks left!
Raider attacks can be useful as Raiders will drop loot when they are killed, occasionally that loot will be weapon or outfit recipes. Even if loot isn't dropped a dead Raider will generate Bottlecaps.
Hopefully you'll find this useful, it's not the 'ultimate' guide and, to be honest, my method does require a shit ton of patience! But, hang in there and you'll have a happy, well populated vault :)
Wednesday, 15 June 2016
Brexit
It's about time I added my ha'penny's worth to the debate...
I've spent the past 6 months weighing up my vote choice by reading articles, watching the news, speaking with family, friends and work colleagues and I have now decided.
This article was the final straw that firmed up my decision - George Osborne threatening us with an 'emergency' budget full of tax rises if we vote to leave the European Union. It's because of this, amongst a long long list of other dubious claims and outright threats by the pro-EU group that I have decided to vote 'OUT'.
I think it's an utterly despicable piece of politics and reeks of desperation from a Government that clearly have realised that they simply don't know their own people and have negotiated a weak deal with the EU that will not benefit our country whatsoever, hence the these last gap blatant threats.
If we leave Europe we will no longer have to send hundreds of Billions of taxpayers cash to Brussels that we never see again, surely that money gets spent here instead? So why threaten to raise taxes?
I am sick and tired of the Pro-EU group telling us 'it's really bad' to leave the EU. It's all 'bad', 'bad', 'bad'... why not give us some positive reasons? And I'm not just talking about generalised stuff like "Oh, we'll retain 5 million jobs here and there if we stay in..." anyone can spout that shit. Give us some forward thinking, positive reasons instead of threats that constantly force the Pro-Brexit group on the defensive forcing them to 'generalise' their claims too, which isn't helping us.
As much as I admire being part of Europe, I'm a big fan go Germany and it's people for instance, I just don't think our membership in the EU is a benefit anymore.
I've spent the past 6 months weighing up my vote choice by reading articles, watching the news, speaking with family, friends and work colleagues and I have now decided.
This article was the final straw that firmed up my decision - George Osborne threatening us with an 'emergency' budget full of tax rises if we vote to leave the European Union. It's because of this, amongst a long long list of other dubious claims and outright threats by the pro-EU group that I have decided to vote 'OUT'.
I think it's an utterly despicable piece of politics and reeks of desperation from a Government that clearly have realised that they simply don't know their own people and have negotiated a weak deal with the EU that will not benefit our country whatsoever, hence the these last gap blatant threats.
If we leave Europe we will no longer have to send hundreds of Billions of taxpayers cash to Brussels that we never see again, surely that money gets spent here instead? So why threaten to raise taxes?
I am sick and tired of the Pro-EU group telling us 'it's really bad' to leave the EU. It's all 'bad', 'bad', 'bad'... why not give us some positive reasons? And I'm not just talking about generalised stuff like "Oh, we'll retain 5 million jobs here and there if we stay in..." anyone can spout that shit. Give us some forward thinking, positive reasons instead of threats that constantly force the Pro-Brexit group on the defensive forcing them to 'generalise' their claims too, which isn't helping us.
As much as I admire being part of Europe, I'm a big fan go Germany and it's people for instance, I just don't think our membership in the EU is a benefit anymore.
Saturday, 11 June 2016
Euro 2016 - 2
Well, shit... we drew.
Last minute goal by Russia.
ffs
Pretty-much all I can say right now.
Euro 2016 - 1
Okay so I'm stood in a pub waiting for the England v Russia game... and I have to say that the turnout is pretty shite. Ten years ago this same pub would have been packed full, shoulder-to-shoulder for an international football finals featuring England.
I guess the national expectations have been very well worn out over the past ten years...
Saturday, 4 June 2016
#LoveHelloGames
I'm showing my support for Hello Games after their founder Sean Murray received death threats after he announced the delay of the launch of No Man's Sky (hence the hashtag in the title).
Those asswipes who sent said death threats need to get a fucking life or at the very least an attitude readjustment. It happens in game development, a lot... modern computer games are huge, complex almost living, breathing things, and they go wrong during development. It's not unusual for the devs to need more time to fix them... and in No Man's Sky's case what's wrong with a little extra time to polish what's already a stellar looking game?!
I for one plan to use this very blog as a diary of my exploits/travels in No Man's Sky which I hope others will find useful.
I can't wait for it to come out but I'm patient enough to wait, unlike some idiots.
To Sean Murray and your team - take all the time you need guys (and possibly gals), don't sweat it, all us genuine gamers are happy for you to do what you can to get the game right.
Those asswipes who sent said death threats need to get a fucking life or at the very least an attitude readjustment. It happens in game development, a lot... modern computer games are huge, complex almost living, breathing things, and they go wrong during development. It's not unusual for the devs to need more time to fix them... and in No Man's Sky's case what's wrong with a little extra time to polish what's already a stellar looking game?!
I for one plan to use this very blog as a diary of my exploits/travels in No Man's Sky which I hope others will find useful.
I can't wait for it to come out but I'm patient enough to wait, unlike some idiots.
To Sean Murray and your team - take all the time you need guys (and possibly gals), don't sweat it, all us genuine gamers are happy for you to do what you can to get the game right.
Friday, 3 June 2016
IP Top kek
I've heard it all now:
"He needs a new keyboard because he got steak and kidney pie all over it...?"
"He needs a new keyboard because he got steak and kidney pie all over it...?"
Thursday, 2 June 2016
Chip Shops
Why is it that there is also some fucktard who doesn't follow queue etiquette in Chip Shops? He/she always stands 'away' from the side of counter confusing anyone who's just walked in because they don't know where the queue is supposed to start... it looks messy too, fucking annoys me.
When you queue in the Chip Shop you stand next to the window counter so you can peruse what's cooked and available for order, you don't stand in the middle of the shop looking confused. Then, when standing at the counter (offset from where the till is), others will form an orderly queue behind you. This is an age old Chip Shop tradition and it really works.
When you queue in the Chip Shop you stand next to the window counter so you can peruse what's cooked and available for order, you don't stand in the middle of the shop looking confused. Then, when standing at the counter (offset from where the till is), others will form an orderly queue behind you. This is an age old Chip Shop tradition and it really works.
Saturday, 28 May 2016
Ahh that's better :)
Got my watch back from the jewellers (had to go away to have a new battery fitted) and a also had brand new Passport arrive this week... couple those with a new washing machine fitted successfully the week before and I feel like a few pieces have been put back into the jigsaw that is my life :)
Oh and I'm about to hit lvl 50 in Elder Scrolls Online too... more of that to come.
Friday, 27 May 2016
Photography #101
My daily commute to work takes me through my local park... in this park is a lake which has two Swans - male and female, they own this lake, literally.
Recently they had babies, or more accurately Signets :) I took the opportunity to take some pics, here's one of them:
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| All together - aaaawwww! |
Wednesday, 25 May 2016
Photography #101
Whilst walking through my local park I saw this:
Of all the common, plain looking ducks that waddle about that park, this one really stood out, he's a Mandarin Duck, according to my research... they're common in the south and parts of the Midlands but VERY rare in my park!! I consider it a photographic win :)
A Mandarin...
Of all the common, plain looking ducks that waddle about that park, this one really stood out, he's a Mandarin Duck, according to my research... they're common in the south and parts of the Midlands but VERY rare in my park!! I consider it a photographic win :)
Tuesday, 17 May 2016
Cookie tracking needs a 'FUCK OFF' button
I hate the way websites tailer the ads that are displayed based on your browsing habits... all I see are ads for washing machines at the moment however I've already bought one.
I just wish there was a button or something you could press to tell them that, rather than having to delve into the web browser/finder/windows explorer settings and delete them.
It would be much more satisfying to be able to hurl some Youtube-style abuse back at them via a single button that says something like "I've already bought a washing machine, I don't need a second one, now FUCK OFF!"
I just wish there was a button or something you could press to tell them that, rather than having to delve into the web browser/finder/windows explorer settings and delete them.
It would be much more satisfying to be able to hurl some Youtube-style abuse back at them via a single button that says something like "I've already bought a washing machine, I don't need a second one, now FUCK OFF!"
A new pudding :)
I have discovered a new pudding...
I was stuck for something to have for pudding after my evening meal as I had scoffed both the cream slices my mum had given me last Sunday (yes I'm a greedy git).
I knew I had some McVities choc-chip biscuits, I also knew I had some peanut butter... and voila!
I was stuck for something to have for pudding after my evening meal as I had scoffed both the cream slices my mum had given me last Sunday (yes I'm a greedy git).
I knew I had some McVities choc-chip biscuits, I also knew I had some peanut butter... and voila!
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| Om nom nom!! |
Saturday, 14 May 2016
Fer Feck's Sake!
I'm stood here at John Lewis engaged in small talk with a junior sales assistant whilst waiting for a senior salesperson to process my order. I'm waiting because some asshat customer is asking loads questions and tying up said senior salesperson... grrr
It took me 5 minutes with the junior sales rep to decide on what model of washing machine I wanted and 2 minutes for the senior salesperson to do my order and for me to pay for it.
If I could have back the time wasted waiting for undecisive dickheads I'd be 10 years younger.
Thursday, 12 May 2016
Overhaul of the BBC
Auntie Beeb is having a much needed overhaul... but one proposal caught my attention:
- Government introducing new requirement to provide 'distinctive content' rather than just chase ratings.
- The BBC is to be regulated by an external organisation for the first time in its 90-year history. Ofcom will become the official regulator of the BBC, replacing the internal BBC Trust.
- The licence fee will increase in line with inflation for five years, meaning the current annual fee of £145.50 will rise from 2017 until 2022.
- Over-75s, who currently get free TV licence, will be allowed to pay voluntarily
- The 'iPlayer loophole' will be closed by forcing anyone viewing BBC TV via the web to own a licence.
- The BBC charter will be extended to 11 years so that it is independent of any political cycle, and there will be a mid-term 'health check' to ensure things are functioning as they should be.
- Government introducing new requirement to provide 'distinctive content' rather than just chase ratings;
A 75-year old: "Yes, I think I'll pay the TV Licence Fee..." SAID NO-ONE EVER!!
Wednesday, 11 May 2016
...and finally I can give my liver a rest...
As the title says, with the Rugby season drawing to a close and it being a successful one for Wasps... I can finally spend some weekends sans alcohol!
Also means fewer inane drunken posts (like below) that make no sense whatsoever.
Also means fewer inane drunken posts (like below) that make no sense whatsoever.
Saturday, 7 May 2016
EPIC/FAIL AGAiN WYFBBQ....
Ahhhh shit, tons of idiots around me and I'm inebriated, yes inebriated... in other words, drunk... the train is imminent and I, do not, give a shit... love you France :)
Friday, 29 April 2016
Photography #101
I haven't done much photography for a while but as we all know amateur photography is all about being in the right place at the right time...
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| A Goldfinch... apparently |
Monday, 25 April 2016
Game of Thrones S6 EP1 /FAIL!
Accessed my Sky HD box to start the first recording of season 6 this evening only to discover that the word 'FAIL' listed next to the recording. Fucking Sky and their piece-of-shit hardware.
Game of Thrones is the ONLY reason I don't fuck my Sky subscription off and as soon as it's finished I will anyway, I'm fed-up with Sky and their overly expensive shit.
Not only have they dumped their overspending in Football coverage onto us poor peon subscribers by increasing the monthly subscription, again. They have also, in my opinion, increased the amount of bloody annoying ad-breaks, it's a total fucking joke.
I'd rather spend the £100-odd quid a month they're fleecing me with down the pub.
I'm now downloaded S6 EP1 via On Demand, I'm only watching it tonight in case I find myself reading some retard journalist's 'review' of it which will probably contain an ass-load of spoilers. I've already seen two articles picked out by Google in their News section that threatened to reveal spoilers.
Grr I'm angry tonight.
Game of Thrones is the ONLY reason I don't fuck my Sky subscription off and as soon as it's finished I will anyway, I'm fed-up with Sky and their overly expensive shit.
Not only have they dumped their overspending in Football coverage onto us poor peon subscribers by increasing the monthly subscription, again. They have also, in my opinion, increased the amount of bloody annoying ad-breaks, it's a total fucking joke.
I'd rather spend the £100-odd quid a month they're fleecing me with down the pub.
I'm now downloaded S6 EP1 via On Demand, I'm only watching it tonight in case I find myself reading some retard journalist's 'review' of it which will probably contain an ass-load of spoilers. I've already seen two articles picked out by Google in their News section that threatened to reveal spoilers.
Grr I'm angry tonight.
Sunday, 24 April 2016
BHS Into Administration
Details here
Nooo! BHS is the only place I can get a decent 'normal' pair of jeans. All other clothes shops sell stupid expensive poncy types such as ripped, overly stonewashed, covered in weird flaps, or oversized so much that they put my ass-crack on show!
Nooo! BHS is the only place I can get a decent 'normal' pair of jeans. All other clothes shops sell stupid expensive poncy types such as ripped, overly stonewashed, covered in weird flaps, or oversized so much that they put my ass-crack on show!
Saturday, 16 April 2016
FU Instagram
Well we're back from Worcester, Wasps won convincingly :)
After a looong train journey and loads of beers later we are in our local Walkabout Pub where my brother has just grandly /ragequit Instagram... put simply (by him) it's shit!
Worcester Warriors v Wasps
I'm off to Worcester today to see this game... a win will give Wasps significant progress in cementing their position in the top 4.
Worcester won't be a pushover though, they almost scraped a win back at the Ricoh earlier on in the year.
I've never been to Worcester before, I wonder if the stadium will promote Worcester sauce on their pies?
I think plenty of ale will be consumed despite my reluctance to do so as I had a heavy one last weekend but Rugby + no driving + Saturday + Good company = alcoholic carnage!
Ducks
Ducks crack me up... they always seem to me be in a constant state of utter confusion as to where they are at any moment in time.
I often see them, usually in groups of 2 to 4, waddling around on roundabouts, in car parks, next to puddles in waterlogged areas of grass and all the time looking, utterly confused!
Don't get me wrong, I see plenty if them where they're supposed to be, like in rivers and lakes but, occasionally, some of them seem to have this 'senior moment' where they just get lost!
Ducks, ya just gotta love 'em!!
Friday, 15 April 2016
Email Read Receipts
These absolutely fucking annoy me... I'll read your message in my own goddam time you fucking control freak! Imagine I pressed 'Yes', then I'd be under pressure to respond in a timely manner, making that one e-mail the sole focus out of a potentially busy working day and that's damned annoying, especially if it's from a cold-call(e-mail?) salesperson where they think I've got all the time in the world to deliberate over their fucking digital print media portfolios.
"Ooh I'll just click that 'Yes' button right there!"... said no-one ever.
Tuesday, 5 April 2016
Gianni Infantino doesn't look 'real'
It is just me or does he look like something that come out of a Taiwanese toy factory?
Or is he is actually a member of the Founders?
Or is he is actually a member of the Founders?
Saturday, 2 April 2016
Pub Crawling Again... #2
Okay next pub, and if anyone has been reading... well, fuck it, you don't know what pub this is... suffice to say it's a place that serves alcohol and that's that.
So fuck off.
Pub Crawling... again
Ah well, here I am in a pub again, on my own, again...
But, what the hell, lets report it, again.
Friday, 1 April 2016
A Brief Blogoshpere Interlude...
I haven't posted for a while due to shear lack of inspiration...
Recently I've been playing with Strata 3d, I used to use earlier versions a lot but circumstances prevented me from keeping current with it. However recently my work required me to revisit it in order to do some 3D, plus Photoshop CC's 3D features are pretty limited.
Here's something I knocked up whilst messing around...
Recently I've been playing with Strata 3d, I used to use earlier versions a lot but circumstances prevented me from keeping current with it. However recently my work required me to revisit it in order to do some 3D, plus Photoshop CC's 3D features are pretty limited.
Here's something I knocked up whilst messing around...
Friday, 18 March 2016
RIP Fawlty Towers
I've just read a report that the Torquay hotel (called the Gleneagles Hotel) that gave John Cleese the inspiration to create the series Fawlty Towers is to be demolished in order to make way for a retirement home.
Whilst I recognise the need for us to house our old and infirm in comfortable surroundings... it does sound a bit much that the firm that bought the place - Churchill Retirement Living - simply announced the date when the bulldozers would be moving in without so much as a mention to the cultural significance of the area.
Probably the people that run Churchill Retirement Living watch pap like Big Brother or some other shite reality TV series and have never even heard of Fawlty Towers.
Would be funny if someone was to run up to one of their JCB's and start whipping it with a tree branch.
Whilst I recognise the need for us to house our old and infirm in comfortable surroundings... it does sound a bit much that the firm that bought the place - Churchill Retirement Living - simply announced the date when the bulldozers would be moving in without so much as a mention to the cultural significance of the area.
Probably the people that run Churchill Retirement Living watch pap like Big Brother or some other shite reality TV series and have never even heard of Fawlty Towers.
Would be funny if someone was to run up to one of their JCB's and start whipping it with a tree branch.
Saturday, 12 March 2016
Another Day of Rugby Watching #2
Okay, back home and in a local pub, thanks to a train and a couple of taxi rides, we could have avoided at least one of those taxis but we misjudged the train times...
Ah whatever, I'm back in a pub, half-pissed and happy with the days' Rugby results.
Ah whatever, I'm back in a pub, half-pissed and happy with the days' Rugby results.
Another Day of Rugby Watching
Phew! Two victories - Wasps beat Leicester and England beat Wales... and I managed to stay alcohol free!
Well, up to a certain point anyway, I needed a few to calm the nerves during the Egland v Wales game!
Anyway, we're now having a few victory lagers in the Jag Hall whilst we wait for the train home... no doubts we'll all be thoroughly arseholed by the time we leave here... more reports to folllow :)
Friday, 11 March 2016
DayZ
This is my experience of this game - after hours running around slowly dying of hunger, thirst and cold you find a tin of tactical bacon and a jumper.
Not my interpretation of gripping gaming...
Not my interpretation of gripping gaming...
Wednesday, 9 March 2016
Parliament and so much RAGE!
I was reading about the latest exchanges between our David Cameron and Jeremy Corbyn today and came across this picture of Dominic Raab in the article:
Boy, he looks pissed, he's showing muchos rage... I guess the Brexit debate has everyone looking a bit angry.
Couldn't help myself really...
Boy, he looks pissed, he's showing muchos rage... I guess the Brexit debate has everyone looking a bit angry.
Couldn't help myself really...
Wednesday, 2 March 2016
Worth Waiting For...
When I'm really thirsty and I'm about to destroy a nice cold drink in front of me, this scene always plays out in my mind when I'm drinking it:
What can I say... I have a vivid imagination!
What can I say... I have a vivid imagination!
Tuesday, 1 March 2016
SEO - Utter Bollocks
You know, I have spent most of the day doing backend SEO to our works' website and I feel like I have achieved nothing towards getting our site further up in Google's 'esteemed' search results.
Do large organisations like HP or Amazon spend time doing what I've just done?
Do they bollocks... they have better thinks to do, instead they pay Google a generous stipend to have their site hard-coded to be ranked no.1 in the search results.
What's even more annoying is Google telling me that some of my pages are 'not mobile device friendly' even though I have tested them on actual mobile devices and they work fine! God knows what the peons at the Google Chocolate Factory Central have for an idea of what's viewable on a mobile device... I've even tested the pages on a third-party site and it showed they worked fine.
So all the crap you have to read through in Analytics and Webmaster Tools to get your site optimised for the Google spider means utterly nothing and won't help you get your page ranked... it's all about the moolah and how much you're prepared to throw at Google, otherwise it's second, third... or the twentieth page for your site!
So what I'm doing is irrelevant. Yet I toil on in the vain hope that what I've done will make some difference and, when asked, I can honestly say that I've done everything possible to get us up the organic rankings.
Do large organisations like HP or Amazon spend time doing what I've just done?
Do they bollocks... they have better thinks to do, instead they pay Google a generous stipend to have their site hard-coded to be ranked no.1 in the search results.
What's even more annoying is Google telling me that some of my pages are 'not mobile device friendly' even though I have tested them on actual mobile devices and they work fine! God knows what the peons at the Google Chocolate Factory Central have for an idea of what's viewable on a mobile device... I've even tested the pages on a third-party site and it showed they worked fine.
So all the crap you have to read through in Analytics and Webmaster Tools to get your site optimised for the Google spider means utterly nothing and won't help you get your page ranked... it's all about the moolah and how much you're prepared to throw at Google, otherwise it's second, third... or the twentieth page for your site!
So what I'm doing is irrelevant. Yet I toil on in the vain hope that what I've done will make some difference and, when asked, I can honestly say that I've done everything possible to get us up the organic rankings.
Saturday, 27 February 2016
Borderline Alcoholism - 4
I am now sat in one of the greatest Indian takeaway places on the surface of this planet, I am very drunk...
Yet, as I sit here waiting for my order to appear I look back at, what?
Me dancing? Or thinking I look good dancing whilst everyone else thinks 'what a twat'
Or maybe I am a good dancer? Who happens to be fed up with the music?
Who is now waiting for some quality takeaway curry?
And has just been led out of said curry place and I'm off home :)
Borderline Alcoholism - 3
Couple of pubs later and we're, strangely, in a pub that, to me, was well known for being a very busy, loud venue... and now we're here, it's quiet.
Borderline Alcoholism - 2
Okay, so we beat Ireland in a bruising encounter... have decided to stay here for a bit... maybe a pint or two more before we stagger elsewhere!
Borderline Alcoholism
A good portion of why I drink alcohol in lare amounts is down to our national teams.
England Rugby and Football, when taking part in their respective world competitions act in such a way that forces me to consume enough alcohol to numb myself enough to not care when they fuck up.
I am sure that most of the male population of drinking age have the same problem.
I didn't mention our Cricket team, well I don't drink when they play simply because I don't like Cricket.
So there.
Six Nations 2016 - 1
Oh dear, here I am again, in a pub, watching Rugby... England v Ireland this time.
Well played to Scotland from their game earlier on, a well deserved win against Italy that ended their 9-game losing streak.
More drunken posts to come...
It's official, I'm losing it...
Fuck me, I'm totally going insane.
I'm at work, on my own and a delivery of wallpaper vinyl had just arrived, which I was waiting for in order to produce a print on our HP Latex printer.
Whilst waiting for the delivery I'd passed the time taking some old PC's apart, preparing them for a scheduled electronic waste collection later on next month and naturally my hands were dirty so, whilst carrying the box of vinyl into the studio, I said out loud: "Must wash my hands before I load this into that bad boy"... I then put the box down, walked over to the printer, pressed the power button to wake it from sleep mode and said "... because you ARE a bad boy Mr. Latex!"
I had to stop and think about what I just said.
Yep, losing it.
I'm at work, on my own and a delivery of wallpaper vinyl had just arrived, which I was waiting for in order to produce a print on our HP Latex printer.
Whilst waiting for the delivery I'd passed the time taking some old PC's apart, preparing them for a scheduled electronic waste collection later on next month and naturally my hands were dirty so, whilst carrying the box of vinyl into the studio, I said out loud: "Must wash my hands before I load this into that bad boy"... I then put the box down, walked over to the printer, pressed the power button to wake it from sleep mode and said "... because you ARE a bad boy Mr. Latex!"
I had to stop and think about what I just said.
Yep, losing it.
Building on my Nerves!
In the city that I live near and have worked in for most of my life there is currently a lot of building going on and I mean a LOT! It's like some sort of financial bomb has gone off and seeded building sites all over the place.
The consequence of this is disruption to the city's roads and pavements.
I commute to work via the train and have had to put up with being corralled, redirected, squeezed and sometimes, even stopped by temporary walls, barricades, barriers, traffic cones, padded scaffolding and all other manner of health-and-safety-gone-made measures these building companies erect to give themselves a heightened sense of 'ooh look at us, aren't we just the awesomeness badass erectors of steel and concrete you've ever seen'.
This morning took the biscuit, it's Saturday but I needed to go into work to do a few things and I went there in my car instead of catching the train because I wanted to get there quicker. As I got near work I went past one of these construction sites and saw that they had put some temporary traffic lights up to control a pedestrian crossing by a roundabout. As I came off the roundabout and approached the crossing I saw that the lights were on red so, naturally, I stopped. There were no people crossing and none that I could see around me, nor were there any construction workers around and the road ahead (a dual carriageway) was totally clear of vehicles, private, construction or otherwise but I still stopped because, well, they ARE traffic lights and they were on red!
A couple of minutes passed, they were still red... another car arrived, the driver opting to take the outside lane next to me, he too stopped. We both sat there for a mother minute or so, still red. More cars appeared behind us both, another minute passed, still red. Another minute (and you have to realise here that 5 minutes at traffic lights in the UK is not the norm!) lights still showed red. Now people were getting impatient, including me but what could I do? The lights were red! I looked over at the occupants in the car next to me and they were clearly as confused as me but both of us needed to do something because we were in front so naturally we had the impetus to do something about it.
I began to think that maybe these lights were on red because of some construction work going on much further up the road that I couldn't see but as I rationalised it I thought that if that was the case they wouldn't have put two lights either side of the crossing. They would have coned off one of the sections of the dual carriageway ahead and not needed a traffic light system. This one was definitely for the pedestrian crossing but why the hell were both lights on red for so long when there clearly weren't any fucking pedestrians around?!
Then horns started to blare from the people behind, which was understandable and that kicked me into action, I again looked over at the people in the car next to me, made eye contact, shrugged my shoulders, quickly took another 360 look around to see that there were no pedestrians around, put the car in gear and jammed my foot on the accelerator... a split second later the driver next to me did the same thing.
That's the first time in my life I have voluntarily ran a red light... and all because those fucking idiot construction workers had clearly bollocksed up the configuration of those lights. I'm not proud that I had to do that but if I'd stayed where I was the traffic would have backed up onto the roundabout behind me and could have potentially caused an accident.
Note to construction workers - if you're going to run the rule over us poor peons with your protect-your-arses health-and-safety toys and procedures, get them fucking right or you'll cause more trouble than you're apparently trying to avoid. You forced me to run a red light which as a law-abiding citizen of the UK I don't feel good about.
Tossers.
The consequence of this is disruption to the city's roads and pavements.
I commute to work via the train and have had to put up with being corralled, redirected, squeezed and sometimes, even stopped by temporary walls, barricades, barriers, traffic cones, padded scaffolding and all other manner of health-and-safety-gone-made measures these building companies erect to give themselves a heightened sense of 'ooh look at us, aren't we just the awesomeness badass erectors of steel and concrete you've ever seen'.
This morning took the biscuit, it's Saturday but I needed to go into work to do a few things and I went there in my car instead of catching the train because I wanted to get there quicker. As I got near work I went past one of these construction sites and saw that they had put some temporary traffic lights up to control a pedestrian crossing by a roundabout. As I came off the roundabout and approached the crossing I saw that the lights were on red so, naturally, I stopped. There were no people crossing and none that I could see around me, nor were there any construction workers around and the road ahead (a dual carriageway) was totally clear of vehicles, private, construction or otherwise but I still stopped because, well, they ARE traffic lights and they were on red!
A couple of minutes passed, they were still red... another car arrived, the driver opting to take the outside lane next to me, he too stopped. We both sat there for a mother minute or so, still red. More cars appeared behind us both, another minute passed, still red. Another minute (and you have to realise here that 5 minutes at traffic lights in the UK is not the norm!) lights still showed red. Now people were getting impatient, including me but what could I do? The lights were red! I looked over at the occupants in the car next to me and they were clearly as confused as me but both of us needed to do something because we were in front so naturally we had the impetus to do something about it.
I began to think that maybe these lights were on red because of some construction work going on much further up the road that I couldn't see but as I rationalised it I thought that if that was the case they wouldn't have put two lights either side of the crossing. They would have coned off one of the sections of the dual carriageway ahead and not needed a traffic light system. This one was definitely for the pedestrian crossing but why the hell were both lights on red for so long when there clearly weren't any fucking pedestrians around?!
Then horns started to blare from the people behind, which was understandable and that kicked me into action, I again looked over at the people in the car next to me, made eye contact, shrugged my shoulders, quickly took another 360 look around to see that there were no pedestrians around, put the car in gear and jammed my foot on the accelerator... a split second later the driver next to me did the same thing.
That's the first time in my life I have voluntarily ran a red light... and all because those fucking idiot construction workers had clearly bollocksed up the configuration of those lights. I'm not proud that I had to do that but if I'd stayed where I was the traffic would have backed up onto the roundabout behind me and could have potentially caused an accident.
Note to construction workers - if you're going to run the rule over us poor peons with your protect-your-arses health-and-safety toys and procedures, get them fucking right or you'll cause more trouble than you're apparently trying to avoid. You forced me to run a red light which as a law-abiding citizen of the UK I don't feel good about.
Tossers.
Friday, 26 February 2016
F*ckin' Social Media
I look after a couple websites and recently I converted one of them to a Wordpress site, one of the features on said site is a Twitter plugin that displays the site owner's Twitter feed. However I have had to go off on a merry web dance in order to get the feed working due to Twitter's fucking stupid, almost bordering on extortion API key generation procedure!
I don't have a Twitter account and I was simply not interesting in having one but I've had to create one AND add my mobile phone number to it in order to get the 'application' API tokens so the plugin can validate and 'callback' to Twitter.
Fuck you Twitter.
and while I'm at it, fuck you too Facebook.
I don't have a Twitter account and I was simply not interesting in having one but I've had to create one AND add my mobile phone number to it in order to get the 'application' API tokens so the plugin can validate and 'callback' to Twitter.
Fuck you Twitter.
and while I'm at it, fuck you too Facebook.
Tuesday, 23 February 2016
Five Guys
12 quid for a cheesebuger and fries, bloody hell! Probably have to take out a second mortgage to feed a small family there...
Saturday, 20 February 2016
and we alll love it cos we're drunk?
Literally because a bunch of people drunkenly wandered (or lef) off, fuck everyone.... I don't care, whatever....
Post Gaming
You know how things work out when on the piss - going to random events, maybe?
Like a Blondie tribute act... which I'm at, and intend to have a damned good boogey at!
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