Fuck me, I'm totally going insane.
I'm at work, on my own and a delivery of wallpaper vinyl had just arrived, which I was waiting for in order to produce a print on our HP Latex printer.
Whilst waiting for the delivery I'd passed the time taking some old PC's apart, preparing them for a scheduled electronic waste collection later on next month and naturally my hands were dirty so, whilst carrying the box of vinyl into the studio, I said out loud: "Must wash my hands before I load this into that bad boy"... I then put the box down, walked over to the printer, pressed the power button to wake it from sleep mode and said "... because you ARE a bad boy Mr. Latex!"
I had to stop and think about what I just said.
Yep, losing it.